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{eHere are some {cquestions {eof which some are {funanswerable{e!
{eWritten by {cSphinky/Destiny{e!
{cWhy{a is the {cEarth {around{f?{a
{cWhy{a does the {eQueen {anot help the {fcountry {awith her {emillions{f?{a
{cWhy{a are {bBT {asuch a bunch of wankers{f?{a
{cWhy{a did they stop {fCell Block H{f?{a
{cWhy{a does the {clocal pizza place {aclose at midnight{f?{a
{cWhy{a do people {ff*cking {jswear{f?{a
{cWhy{a is dog sh*t attracted to shoes{f?{a
{cWhy{a do feet smell{f?{a
{cWhy{a does {ewanking {ahurt your {darm{f?{a
{cWhy{a is the {fChannel Tunnel {abeing built{f?{a
{cWhy{a didn't the Frigate blow the French boat up{f?{a
{cWhy{a don't I {eever {amake any money{f?{a
{cWhy{a am I always in debt{f?{a
{cWhy{a are {cST {a& {cPC {aowners so lame{f?{a
{cWhy{a are {cPCs so expensive{f?{a
{cWhy{a did they stop {cproduction {aof the {jAmi 500{f?{a
{cWhy{a did they release the A600{f?{a
{cWhy{a are you {ereading this{f?{a
{cWhy{a are {cparties {aso {ckewl{f?{a
{cWhy{a are wasps such bastards{f?{a
{cWhy{a did {bKinnock {alose the election{f?{a hahaha
{cWhy{a do parents moan about phone bills{f?{a
{cWhy{a does coding take so long{f?{a
{cWhy{a do simple {eprogramming problems {agrow so big{f?{a
{cWhy{a don't {jfeminists {aget laid{f?{a
{cWhy{a did the {fchicken cross the {aroad{f?{a
{cWhy{a is living so expensive{f?{a
{cWhy{a were {ewritten assignments {ainvented{f?{a
{cWhy{a were exams invented{f?{a
{cWhy{a is {dSaddam {astill alive{f?{a
{cWhy{a am I so hot{f?{a
{cWhy{a do you knee kiddies in the head{f?{a
{cWhy{a is the sky blue{f?{a
{cWhy{a isn't the moon colonized{f?{a
{cWhy{a do bitches get headaches{f?{a
{cWhy{a do I call women bitchces{f?{a
{cWhy{a can I have a conversation using {cWhy{a{f?{a
{cWhy{a not{f?{a
{cWhy{a is recursive{f?{a {cWhy{a{f?{a
{cWhy{a not call {cWhy{a weye{f?{a
{cWhy{a are scenists so kewl{f?{a
{cWhy{a am I writing this{f?{a
{cWhy{a I can't stop{f?{a
{dMADNESS RULES!
STOP........
(Ed: And Amen to that.)